Spanking The Hippo

Recently the Experts have been complaining that the American People don't believe them. Why would that be? PRODUCERS NOTE: I have no idea what the hell happened here. Dave was supposed to be talking about this whole Experts Not Being believed topic, and somehow that turned into Spanking the Hippo about Gays, Jews, Trump being... Continue Reading →


It’s At The End Of The Hallway

So... first off a couple of housekeeping things. I will only be here for the show today and tomorrow (Tuesday). On Wednesday, Ben and I are headed out for a "Guys" day in Oregon with my Brotherin and his son. We'll be home very late that night, so probably not conducive to doing a Thursday... Continue Reading →

A Government Of 8 Year Olds

It was a great getaway for us. We saw pretty much the entire Puget Sound, had a ghostly experience and had some really good food. But I'm back at it for the Friday show! On the way up north, I got a call from my Doctors office, and it appears that I was being overly... Continue Reading →

Enemies Of The State

A new Poll shows that some 43% of self-identified Republicans believe that “the president should have the authority to close news outlets engaged in bad behavior.” how you react to that poll says more about your political views than it does the actual poll. The reactions to the news are as predictable as a sunrise,... Continue Reading →

The Scarlet X

Montel William recently tweeted that people who do a certain thing on their profile would be unfollowed and blocked by him. The problem is, as it became clear in the following thread, he didn't actually know what the thing he that was upset about and banning people for actually was. He still doesn't. In point... Continue Reading →

Hanno The Navigator

PRODUCER NOTE: Dave is waxing philosophical today. If you're looking for "news" today, this probably isn't the place to find it. Plus Alex Ross is on vacation. Fair warning is given! - Producer Henri Do you know the story of Hanno the Navigator? Somewhere around the middle of the 5th Century BCE, a Carthaginian leader... Continue Reading →

An 8000% Increase In Bigfoot Erotica

The Coast Guard has announced that the Duck Boat that sank last week in Missouri was not being operated in accordance with the standing safety procedures. Really? Who's surprised? I don't know how more forcefully I can say this: the sea - including lakes, creeks, rivers, ponds and even swimming pools - is ALWAYS trying... Continue Reading →

Ode To Omicron Ceti III

Once upon a time, the Supreme Court was asked to stop something that had already happened from happening. Yesterday, the Attorney Virtue Signaling General of Washington State asked the Federal courts to stop something from happening that already happened. It won't work. It cannot work. But it's something, so like a straw ban, we're gonna... Continue Reading →

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